JuneIran bans Zumba classes for being ‘un-Islamic'
US Congressman Instructs 'Christendom' to Kill Every 'Radicalized Islamic Suspect'
Official Resigns After Blaming Flint Water Crisis On ‘N****rs Who Don’t Pay Their Bills’
Sean Spicer Refuses To Say Whether Trump Has Confidence In Attorney General
Any Half-Decent Hacker Could Break Into Mar-a-Lago
This phone case brews espresso on the go
This Is Exactly What Khloe Kardashian Orders At McDonald's
Portland Burrito Business Forced to Close After Getting Hounded for 'Cultural Appropriation'
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is Having Trouble Accepting That 'Baywatch' Is A Bad Movie
DHS chief: If you knew what I knew about terror, you'd 'never leave the house'
Hamptons bachelors are getting vasectomies so golddiggers can't trap them
Vladimir Putin Tells Megyn Kelly: U.S. Hackers Could Have Framed Russia
35 Things You Need to Give Up to Be Successful
Ivanka Trump tells Saudi women she is encouraged by progress Muslim kingdom has made in empowering women
Fox & Five co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle reveals that Trump called her for advice on climate policy
MayWhat Is Covfefe? Trump Baffles With Late Night Twitter Post
U.S. House candidate accused of 'body-slamming' reporter in Montana
A Creationist Sues the Grand Canyon for Religious Discrimination
All That's Left To Say Is That The President Is A Big Dummy
Radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones apologizes to Chobani
Images of Donald Trump in a bathrobe flood Twitter after Spicer says he 'doesn't own one'
Texas teacher gives 13-year-old girl 'most likely to become a terrorist' award
One way to battle future flooding: stop building on flood plains, say experts
Trump on if he may start war with North Korea: 'I don't know'
Create Your Very Own "Garden Spicer" in Three Easy Steps
Donald Trump Thinks Working Out Is "Misguided"
White House Staff React in Real-Time as Trump Tweets: 'Jesus'
Stop Blaming Donald Trump, and Start Blaming the Republican Cowards Who are Letting Him Ruin America
Colbert uses vulgar gay sex joke to mock Donald Trump
A Twitter employee earning $160,000 in San Francisco says he's scraping by
Trump Says the Government Needs a 'Good Shutdown'
Trump on the Civil War: 'Why Could That One Not Have Been Worked Out?'
AprilDonald Trump slams 'archaic' US constitution that is 'really bad' for the country
Never Get Up To Feed Your Pet Again with the Petnet SmartFeeder
Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Apologizes For Promoting 'Pizzagate'
Donald Trump Can't Pronounce the Word "Nazi," and We're Very Confused About That
Prince Reigns as Top Record-Seller in The Year After His Death
Facebook Really Wants You to Hang Out With Your Friends in Virtual Reality, But Do You?
Bill O'Reilly ousted at Fox after sexual harassment investigation
Trumpcare Would Cost 24 Million People Coverage, CBO Projects
Fox uses Trump's 'pussy grabbing tapes to teach about harassment'
Steve Bannon Booted from National Security Council
White House 'planted fake story to smear Politico reporter who wrote about leaks'
President Donald J. Trump Proclaims April 2017 as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month
MarchFBI director James Comey admits under oath that he hates the Patriots
High School Football Coach Suspended After He Allegedly Put His Dick In A Hot Dog Bun And Showed Players
North Carolina Officially Rolls Back 'Bathroom Bill'
Trump Warns House Republicans: Repeal Health Law or Lose Your Seats
Multiple SXSW Bands Denied Entry Into the U.S.
Spicer: Trump's Golf Habit Totally Different Than Obama's
Trump Takes a Gamble in Cutting Programs His Base Relies On
After only two months in office, Trump falls to new approval rating low of 37 percent
House Intel Committee member Speier says the Trump-Russia investigation may be bigger than Watergate
White House Ends CNN Ban After Only Eight Hours
FebruaryPizza Hut Made Shoes That Can Order Pizza, and We Really Want a Pair
Burger King gets mildly kinky with adults-only meal
Oreo-Flavored Beer is Here
A Brief History of Spontaneously Combusting Devices
Donald Trump's Awkward Handshakes, Ranked
Donald Trump Appears to Make Up Sweden Terror Attack
51% of Trump voters believe the "Bowling Green Massacre" was real
Mark Cuban says Trump is 'unaware of how technology works'
A President You Can Drink Bleach With
Phone on fire? Here's what never to do
Barack Obama: Most Americans want him back as President, poll shows
Even Kanye West Now Regrets Supporting Donald Trump
Arkansas passes law allowing rapists to sue victims who want an abortion
JanuarySean Hannity: Donald Trump Should Deny Press Credentials To Major News Outlets
Things Can Only Get Worse
Donald Trump Signs Refugee Order on Holocaust Remembrance Day
Betsy DeVos says guns in schools may be necessary to protect students from grizzly bears
Silicon Valley billionaires buy underground bunkers preparing for the apocalypse
This Family's Roomba Ran Over Dog Poop — And It All Went Majorly Downhill From There
Doomsday Clock Moves 30 Seconds Closer to Midnight
Are Trump's Tweets Presidential?
Obama's parting words: 'We're going to be OK'
America dropped 26,171 bombs in 2016. What a bloody end to Obama's reign
Donald Trump starts MLK weekend by attacking civil rights hero John Lewis
DecemberGeorge Bush says world is better off without Saddam Hussein
Corpus Christi residents can use tap water again
5 tips to decorate your home like a rich person, when your bank account is anything but
Donald Trump Has Been Named Time's Person of the Year for 2016, Because It's 2016
NovemberEntire internet to be backed up in Canada over fears of Trump censorship
Fake News Delivers Real Gunman to Pizzeria
Nutella thieves caught with $30K of hazelnut spread and stolen cars
How To Get Drunk The Healthy Way This Holiday Season
Donald Trump’s Cabinet Is On Track To Be The Least Experienced In Modern History
Trump Announces Executive Actions for Day One
OctoberFBI Launches Internal Investigation into its Own Twitter Account
Reagan’s Son: ‘My Father Would Be So Embarrassed’ By Trump’s Event With Bill Clinton’s Accusers
SeptemberCuddling kittens can kill you, warn scientists
Gorilla 'named Harambe McHarambeface after zoo's public vote'
Trump says he eats fast food because 'at least you know' what's in it
Tom Brady has never eaten a strawberry and doesn't plan to.
The slogan for Apple's new iPhone 7 translates into "This is penis" in Hong Kong
Pam Bondi 'stole my dog'
North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him ‘ironically’
Hillary Clinton coughed a bunch and now Twitter thinks she's dying
Newt Gingrich Started Coughing While Bashing Hillary Clinton For Coughing
AugustRush Limbaugh Terrified of Lesbian Farmers for Some Reason
'Mexico will not pay for the wall'
Young man unable to have sex because his penis has grown too big
People Who Talk to Themselves Aren’t Crazy, They’re Actually Geniuses
Pamela Anderson's anti-porn stance
Mind-controlled nanobots could release drugs inside your brain
Why is Eric Trump's Face Like That?
The 12-year-old girl who shoots majestic wild animals for fun vows NEVER to stop
Much Ado About 50 Cent’s Dick
Trump's Big Plan: Promise a Big Plan
Shetland Pony Breaks Into English Bar, Allegedly Gets Drunk
Drug King Ran Cartel to Save Daughter
Donuts in flight in first US-approved drone delivery
Why binge watching your TV box-sets could kill you
Men fall from cliff playing Pokémon Go
Trump's Bid to Become Born-Again Fails as Jesus Turns Down Friend Request
Sharing Your Netflix Password is Now a Federal Crime
Don't Worry: You’re Not Going to Jail for Sharing Your Netflix Password
Donald Trump Won't Commit to Serving as President if He Wins Presidential Election
David Beckham Caught 'Flirting' With 'Pretty Brunette' At SoulCycle
Topless Kendall Shocks Kim With Her Bare Breasts & Nipple Ring
Man Allegedly Scans Penis At Supermarket Checkout
"Selfie Dad" becomes Internet-famous for mocking daughter's "sexy" photos
A new survey shows most women groom their public hair. Should we be concerned?