Saturday, July 18, 2009

College Words of the Week

DOUCHEBAG
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."


HAMBONE
An overly preppy guy, usually a fratty who wears too much cologne and a popped collar. The type of guy everyone loves to hate. He is usually good looking but very stupid. His female counterpart is the hooknasty.

Aaron Carter is such a fucking hambone.


HOOKNASTY
A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!


MONEY SLUT
These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.

Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.

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